shagging on Croke Park pitch
Sinead Duffy and John Clarke, two twenty-something
students, were arrested for romping in the centre of the Croke Park
pitch the night before the Clare-Kilkenny hurling final, in September.
rugby team apply fake tan to scare South Africans
Irish captain Paddy Johns has penned his autobiography giving an insight
into Ireland's tactics during a tour of South Africa in 1998. Our orange
heroes went on to heroically lose both tests!
McCarthy resigns as Irish Football manager
Mick McCarthy may have won the battle with Roy Keane but he lost the
war when the simmering controversy surrounding his former captain forced
the Republic of Ireland manager to resign after six and a half years
asked to pledge their allegiances in Kerry (joke)
fan,12, offers £5 pocket money to keep Matt Holland
12-year-old Ipswich Town fan is offering to give the club his £5
pocket money to keep Republic of Ireland midfielder Matt Holland at
Martin Lambert wants to help stop Holland from moving to a Premiership
He earns a reputed £15,000 a week.
Roy Keane Kareoke Time
Booted out of the World
Cup, laid up with a hip injury, tenth career red-card, hit
with misconduct charge from English Football Association, could things
have gotten worse for Roy Keane? Well, yeah, someone's bothered to rewrite
pop songs in his honour.
Games banter from the terraces
To the tune of Country House by Blur ...
lives in a house, a very big house, he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head, he's a culchie."
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Soccer fans leave Asian World Cup hosts a memento
John Paul II to visit Dublin for Olympic opening ceremony
greatest ever player booted out of World Cup team
Roy Keane was sensationally thrown out
of Ireland's football team, days before the start of the World Cup.
Keane and Irish manager, Mick McCarthy, fought in front of other players,
with Keane alleged to have called McCarthy "a useless c**t."
football club fining flabby players
first-division soccer team based in Liege in Belgium has began to fine
any player found to be overweight to stem a series of poor results.
rugby fan given two seats - in opposite rows
A man was so big he booked two seats on a jet then found they were on
different rows on opposite sides of the aisle. Les Price, a 350-pound
truck driver,was a first-time flyer heading to Cork to see his beloved
Wales rugby team.
Football commentary at its best
"The referees looking around and acting
the mickey...the bollix of a ref". Listen to a RealPlayer streaming
audio clip from a genuine local Gaelic football match as commentated
on by a Guinness-filled supporter.
to make bid for 2012 Olympic Games
Games have been Dublinised to give the Irish
competitors a fair chance of bagging some medals. New rules include
competitors in the 100 metre hurdles holding a stolen video recorder
under their arm.
hopes to enter World Records for conker breaking
Eamon Dooley from Kilkenny has set the World
Conker Championships alight by breaking 306 conkers in an hour. However,
the Championships was reduced to a farce by a feud between the male
and female conker Champions!
footballer Garrincha's big mickey discussed in court
Judge says: "Having a big penis is a reason
for pride in this country. Size of penis and sexual energy don't walk
hand in hand, but Brazilians dream of both."
Games Greatest Commentator's Oirish-isms!
Michael O Muircheartaigh has been commentating
on GAA for over 50 years - and his wit is renowned throughout the country.
We pay homage to the Great man - and look at the best in Irish commentators
Peruvian soccer player banned
for arse - pinching!
Footballer banned for six months for touching
up referee trying to make him change his mind over penalty decision.
Referee Red-Cards boy being
stretchered to hospital
14 - year old Scottish boy was sent off for a tackle in which he broke
"I was just doing my job" said the referee, who had to wait
20 minutes for the medics to stretcher the lad off the pitch before
he could brandish the red card!
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